Hassan Ismail’s column takes a sarcastic swipe at Hemetti, moving from a “palace” reference to what it calls an “AI fallacy” and an oath sworn before “masses of fools.” It quotes a line in which the speaker insists he is not “yani Hemetti” and invites people to “come scratch me.” The piece also mentions Abdullah Adam donating in London and a handshake in Ethiopia where his hand was “hot,” with “fools” applauding. It closes by saying that whatever form the “deceased renegade” takes, the facts have become proven and coherent, ending with the word “Sudafax.”